18 February 1999 - Jerry Fall-Well
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“It’s an understood fact: Tinky Winky often falls over.
As a deep-down fundamentalist, I believe from the bottom of my heart
that this smashing exemplar of the falling-down lifestyle may precipitate
a tumble in the moral pitch of our children’s fragile lives.
And besides, they could bump their heads.”
— Jerry Fall-Well
clue:
“As a Christian, I believe that role-modeling the gay lifestyle is damaging
to the moral lives of children.” — Jerry Falwell
give me a clue so sweet and true
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