18 February 1999 - Jerry Fall-Well

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 18 February 1999
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"It's an understood fact: Tinky Winky often falls over. As a deep-down fundamentalist, I believe from the bottom of my heart that this smashing exemplar of the falling-down lifestyle may precipitate a tumble in the moral pitch of our children's fragile lives. And besides, they could bump their heads."
-- Jerry Fall-Well

give me a clue so sweet and true


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