22 February 1999 - Diallo: Street Crime Unit

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 22 February 1999
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Thoughts of an officer in the Street Crime Unit:

"I saw a movement in that window. Was it a cat, or was it a dangerous armed rapist? Open fire! Once more into the breach! I'm calling in air strikes!"

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