| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 7 April 1999 |
Are you humble or haughty?
A. If you please, I would prefer not to answer.
B. Perhaps I am modest, but what do I have to brag about?
C. My superior opinion of myself is entirely justified.
D. Humble, you worm, and don't you dare imply otherwise!
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