17 April 1999 - Kosovo quiz

What do you think of the Balkans war?

A. The what? Is something going on?
B. I don’t hold with killing and destruction. I’m against all eight sides.
C. It’s a Jim Dandy of a Fahrvergnügen foofaraw, the mother of all bagatelles. Where do I sign up?
D. The whole region is a stewpot of trouble, and they don’t even have oil. Let’s nuke ’em back to the stone age.