| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 15 May 1999 |
In the dating world, are you a wallflower or a go-getter?
A. I've decided to be miserable and lonely. I'm happy that way.
B. I don't know, nobody's asked me out yet.
C. Come on over, we can explore the question together.
D. Hey! I'll have you know I was acquitted of that rape!
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