| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 31 May 1999 |
Are you easily surprised?
A. Ack! Oh... sorry, you startled me.
B. Yes, but I'm fine now that I have this chin pad.
It protects my jaw from hitting the ground.
C. Depends. Is it a nice surprise?
D. I knew you were going to say that.
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