18 June 1999 - commercial history

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Lest We Remember, Lest We Remember

History as taught to children is sweetened, fizzy, pasteurized, politically corrected—indistinguishable from Coca Cola except for the ad budget. And that can be fixed; the commercialization of history is an idea whose time has come. “Dear, on your way home from work could you pick up some manifest destiny?”

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