26 June 1999 - waffle-brain quiz

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Are you incisive or waffle-brained?

A. Absolutely. By the way, what does that mean?
B. I’ve made many incisions, largely with cutting remarks.
C. Let me check my latest position on that one.
D. Yes, I’m a great incisor. I mean, no, how can you accuse me of that?

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