8 July 1999 - Lyndon LaRouche

Welcome, children. I have asked you here today to impart to you the wisdom of Lyndon H. LaRouche, Jr., the world’s most accurate economic forecaster. Only LaRouche foresaw the presently accelerating worldwide financial bloodbath which will lead, unless we take immediate pre-emptive action, to the collapse of Western civilization in a matter of weeks. I will begin by laying out the most crucial aspects of—hey! Come back here! I didn’t get to the important part!