| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 19 August 1999 |
Many countries are debating the safety of genetically-modified food and considering whether to require labeling. What's your position?
A. Wake me up when they decide. On second thought, let me sleep.
B. As a manufacturer, I see no reason for labeling. Consumers
have never cared what they eat.
C. As a consumer, I have the right to know what I'm eating.
I need to know what I'm boycotting this week.
D. Can they make it, like, glow in the dark? Cool!
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