6 September 1999 - smart mice

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The Pundit Speaks

Did you read about the mice genetically engineered to be smarter? Scientists added a gene to produce more NR2B. I don’t have enough NR2B myself to know what that means, but I must view this development with alarm. It can be only a matter of time before the technology is applied to humans, and the edifices of civilization will come tumbling down when people realize how dumb pundits are.

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