24 September 1999 - FBI WARNING

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FBI WARNING

Natural law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of belief in long-term environmental habitat stability (Title 1, Laws of Physics, Sections 2.718 and 3.1416). The Federal Bureau of Investigation does not waste time investigating allegations of criminal uniformitarianism (Title 17, United States Code, Section 506). You’re on your own. Don’t follow the dinosaurs.