3 October 1999 - car alarm

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 3 October 1999

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Your Duty To Carry Wire Cutters

A sounding car alarm is a clarion call to all right-thinking citizens to break into the car and shut the cursed thing off.

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