6 October 1999 - merger mania

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Consider the plight of the poor but honest corporate executive. If you brilliantly anticipate business problems and head them off, your talent will never be appreciated. If you don’t, you’ll be scoffed at as reactive, not proactive. You can’t win. Your only chance for a good reputation is to keep your competitors confused.

Now you understand why hostile takeovers are so popular.

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