13 October 1999 - warning messages

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Notice: Warning messages may not deter lawsuits.

Warning: Not everyone can read.

Caution: You can be pretty stupid if you don’t think.

clue:

Inspired by the following gen-u-ine educational message:

“Caution: Contents are hot after microwaving.”

give me a clue so sweet and true

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