26 October 1999 - Barbie’s eggs

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Of Course, She Might Be A Different Species

Wait—if Ron Harris can auction off the eggs of mere human models for tens of thousands of dollars, imagine how much Barbie’s eggs must be worth. I mean, we know they’re fertile. Look how many little Barbies there are!

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