29 October 1999 - psychic hotline

You may have wondered: If the psychics on the psychic hotline are so sharp, why do you have to call them? Why don’t they sense your trouble, and your phone number, and your credit card, and call you?

I feel that, yes, you have wondered, so on your behalf I consulted with the spirits of the dearly departed. Here’s the scoop. Psychics who are that good don’t need to work for the psychic hotline. They seek out Tom Clancy and J.K. Rowling and tell them what to write.