1 November 1999 - immoral actions

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One popular theory of immoral actions holds that they are best avoided. Don’t do bad stuff, y’know. Another maintains that they should be taken as quickly as possible, before word gets out. I stand by a third view: Best is to wait a short time for somebody else to do it. Then mock them for it.

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