| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 15 November 1999 |
Do you exercise?
A. Three hours a day, six on weekdays, for my health. Slicing
passers-by with my ribs is very healthy.
B. I mean to, but you know how it is. The couch is so fascinating.
C. No. Why live longer if it makes me miserable?
D. "Exercise"? Is that when there's nobody around and
you have to get up to fetch your own beer?
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