11 December 1999 - niceness quiz

Are you good-natured or cranky?

A. Aw, what a sweet question.
B. Why yes, in fact. My sunny temperament is famed far and wide.
C. Brute! Blackguard! Pollster! Get back in your cell!
D. For information about me, press 1. For information about other people, press 2. For information about....