24 December 1999 - Jingle Bells

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 24 December 1999
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Santa's Sleigh Ride At 1000 km/s

Blasting through the sky
Like a nuclear device,
Through the towns I fly
Blinking once or twice.
Rudolph's nose is hot
With meteoric light--
What fun to visit every tot
Within a single night.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
No one else can hear.
My jolly sounds are swallowed in
The vacuum to my rear.

give me a clue so sweet and true


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