Today is No-Day Day, the day set aside to celebrate everything that
doesn’t have its own day. Mothers, fathers, secretaries and
presidents must wait; today we applaud toad flax,
elliptically polarized light, and left-handed hunchback sidekicks.
But not for long. At the rate we’re going, they’ll all have their
own days soon enough.
copyright 2000, 2024 Jay J.P. Scott
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