Of course you haven’t—why explore what’s already mapped? The contract says that you promise everything and Megacorp promises nothing; that if the sun rises this is purely a coincidence; and that whatever goes wrong, including rainy weather, is your fault.
But notice: we puny explorers outnumber the risk-averse companies. If we speak firmly, they must heel at our command. So I say, let’s give them a taste of their own jungle! Follow along over the next two days as I provide a sample agreement for corporations to sign before you’ll do business.
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