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“We’re not shooting at them; they’re shooting at us.”
— top peace negotiator Saeb Erakat
“The one responsible... is only one man, that is Arafat.” — Ariel Sharon
Hmm, looks like a draw. Second test: You want to be on the winning side, so whoever’s gonna win is good. Let’s see... everybody loses. OK. Third test: It’s smart to be on the same side as your friends. In my country, 2% of people are Jewish and less than 1% are Arab. Arright! I’m on the Israeli side! Listen, Barak—maybe you shouldn’t knock down so many of their houses. Just gives ‘em more ammunition, see?
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