28 October 2001 - hard-hitting questions

reporter: Admiral, how many more days is the war going to last?
Rear Admiral John Stufflebeem: As many as it takes.
reporter: Would you say that the campaign is bogged down?
Stufflebeem: No, sir. Our secret plan is methodically achieving its secret intermediate objectives in a secret manner, as you saw in the video clips.
reporter: Look, I spent a long time cooking up these Probing Questions that, you know, are like Hard-Hitting Questions and stuff. Won’t you at least engage one of them a little bit?
Stufflebeem: I can’t comment on ongoing operations, but I’ll try to answer. Do you have a good one?
reporter: What kind of name is “Stufflebeem”? Have you ever considered changing it?