29 October 2001 - bin Laden 1

reporter: Sammy, analysts have been saying that the tactical brilliance of your attacks is strategically idiotic, because the might of the West will smoosh your organization like a spider.
Osama bin Laden: My pride is wounded. Stage manager?
stage manager: Sir.
bin Laden: Evil laughter, please.
stage manager: Sir!
reporter: Um....
bin Laden: Before I kill you, spy, allow me to explain my sinister master plan.
loudspeakers: [maniacal evil laughter]