| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2002 : 7 February 2002 |
July 2001
Dear Kenny Lay,
As one of 10,000,000 satisfied readers of How to Get Rich by Lying About Numbers, I thought you might be interested in my new title, Bailing Out Before the Crash. Priced at only $249,000 a copy, Bailing Out includes four fact-packed pages of indispensable financial wisdom.
Additional copies of How to Get Rich (666 pages) are still available for one dollar each, plus postage and handling.
Sincerely mine,
The Ponz
copyright 2002, 2003 Jay J.P. Scott
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