the Daily Whale - archive 2002

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2002


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The last palindromic year until 2112.



January February March
1 2003 sponsored terrorism stability
2 India and Pakistan 1 future and past poor imagination
3 India and Pakistan 2 problem quiz what I want
4 Argentina tours hero burning people
5 I write the ads offensiveness oversimplification
6 information dominance advocacy and lying slow
7 torture with guilt Lying About Numbers job interview
8 doomsday one lifetime hardnosed
9 life lesson decisiveness procrastinating
10 banking online or offline above average new ideas
11 blood-cooling solve all puzzles late teacher
12 positivism the sink is full mission creep
13 fame quiz imagination overconfidence
14 computer St. Valentine's Day last words quiz
15 can't beat them if you can read stage fright
16 if at first how to act juggle responsibilities
17 freedom is slavery family values quiz Arthur Andersen
18 Miss Fortune fast-acting formula fashion
19 everybody is somebody primitive Earth beings fashion 2
20 bugged airplane premature to speculate recognize Canadians
21 content with my lot reputation underrated
22 volcano quiz every precaution umbrella quiz
23 volcano 2 Bertrand Russell Enron and Anderson
24 break our spirits Joyville exceptional
25 Penryn and Potter absolute power before a fall
26 Enron stinks and errors problems and solutions
27 shy: anxiety politician steel tariffs
28 coffee progress vs. breakdown check kiting
29 motivation mildew
30 empirical miracle make fun
31 indemnify Easter songs
April May June
1 thanks mirror, mirror apply for a job
2 own mistakes Middle East quiz Indian war plan
3 worms of reconsideration insight Indian war plan 2
4 this critical time Philip Morris outdoors quiz
5 sustainable policy Answer Bot: refugees sleep
6 misquotation disparate times prevalence of illness
7 human being telemarketing executives floating aspirations
8 wish upon a neutrino major obvious things live free
9 "life is" quiz nucleus of a good idea half begun
10 Palestinian and Israeli create and destroy a third of life
11 customer service enemy pigs good person
12 perfect people children should be two to speak quiz
13 criminal background childhood should be boredom
14 learn from enemies farm subsidy quiz joke
15 personal integrity Attack of the Clones the wrong mistakes
16 traffic engineering publicist China and North Korea
17 conquering the world yellow dingo academia nut
18 Srebrenica reengineer what we find
19 neither admit nor deny warnings posterity
20 being wrong silence misunderstand deeply
21 Merrill Lynch 100% natural quiz yard quiz
22 raising teenagers anxiety dreams creation and destruction
23 kind of idiot insane genius Amtrak quiz
24 accounting opportunity global domination parenthood
25 Le Pen quiz smooshed like bugs parenthood 2
26 led astray India vs. Pakistan actions speak
27 stock market analysts amnesia WorldCom
28 virtuous and venomous music dependency WorldCom 2
29 Ariel Sharon's thoughts rich people questions
30 controlled flight cell phone two joys
31 waste time
July August September
1 wealth and power November 17 paranoia
2 head November 18 life is hard
3 infiltration metasomatism theory and reality invisible hand
4 Independence Day God's blue eye Mark Twain 1
5 Criminal Court Time Mark Twain quiz
6 suffer fools bathology because you can't
7 one problem at a time to ignore excellent quality
8 tarantism attention all your courage
9 survive adversity attending ignorance future quiz
10 marriage going quiz procrastination
11 like me legalized hacking Iraq attack
12 smoky back room global warming spontaneity
13 fashion fatal mutation Florida election
14 Humpty Dumpty overconfidence public sculpture
15 science and art of ads I state and attest beta geek
16 bookkeeping integrity diet quiz ground-eating lope
17 superintelligent know-it-all to be believed
18 risk management retail definitions physicist traitors
19 until tomorrow delegate physicist traitors 2
20 standard of conduct mystery opinion saving time
21 every day mystery quiz criminal class
22 life is common no mystery for your country
23 broaden my horizons virtue being the boss
24 black and white common sense disbelief
25 no dollars harmed hard to figure out to gain power
26 song quiz middlebrow virtual memory
27 unimportant tradition set you free
28 the shine is off strictly accountable gas food lodging
29 medical residents give up on it honesty
30 my only sunshine all the good ideas have a plan
31 really good job never fly with
October November December
1 grow older appalling ignorance train quiz
2 good job second-system effect harsh experience
3 rejection looking busy insomnia with headache
4 LCD speed of rumor broken so badly
5 reliable school furniture quiz history teaches
6 high standards skill vs. strength totally confused
7 working ports the meaning of life roses are rose
8 working ports 2 mistaken first second third
9 punctuality worst luck space alien quiz
10 insane cashew nut believe in luck no fun yourself
11 opportunity knocks crazy vs. stupid Iraq's declaration
12 speedbump pell-mell seen the work
13 thinking ahead do the right thing noise reduction
14 pithy quote guilty not building nukes
15 light of work Your Name Here a big lie
16 if a tree falls l33t haXX0r skillz need to know
17 Voltaire didn't say gone farther documents
18 good solid information worth doing once sands of time
19 North Korea quiz Saddam Hussein quiz ignorance
20 dumb idea a watched plot material breeches
21 media darlings media violence spin jargon quiz
22 extinguisher of fire stitch in time Hussein's and Bush's views
23 imponderable alien abduction quiz being successful
24 the baton hyper never yet failed turned it over
25 second impression dating tips enough religions
26 accuracy control dating tips 2 starve North Korea
27 the Carboniferous ways to be wrong made of dirt
28 stasis field on this Thanksgiving capacitance
29 worth doing Swinburne 2 a bigger mistake
30 clean debris the first belief
31 knowledge and power New Year predictions
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