14 February 2002 - St. Valentine’s Day

Are you still peering down every well, hoping against hope to find your perfect froggy? Whether you are chased yet chaste, or a damp strike-out-anywhere match, we of the International Saint Valentine’s Day Conspiracy would like you to know, whatever your ultimate romantic fate, that on this one special day of the year you are really going to suffer. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! But first, would you like to buy candy?