17 March 2002 - Arthur Andersen

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Disintegrated Solutions

Arthur Andersen LLP is not your typical escapee from the scapegoat breeding facility. A firm that was founded in 1913 on a basis of integrity, and which maintained its good reputation through decades despite offering “integrated solutions”, is not the slickest choice for deflecting attention from business as usual.

Auditors, I can help. Disguising your leaders’ guidance as routine internal policy reminders is no longer sufficient. You want, you need, you have a critical mission requirement for next-generation misconduct compartmentalization technology—leading-edge techniques that, as an experienced former Enron executive, I can best provide. Yours,

Jeffrey K. Skilling

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