8 April 2002 - wish upon a neutrino

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Astrophysics of Wishing

When you wish upon a neutrino
Doesn’t matter if you’re in Mendocino.
When you wish upon a particle
Your dreams are farcical.

clue:

Alternatively,

When you wish upon a spoon
Doesn’t matter if you’re Daniel Boone.
When you wish upon a utensil
At least your dreams are ostensible.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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