12 April 2002 - perfect people

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Perfect People Have No Comment

I have the perfect way to recognize perfect people. I ask, “Are you perfect in every way?” Anyone who says “no” or “I’m not sure” is flawed, because a perfect person wouldn’t make such a mistake. And anyone who says “yes” is flawed because they’re lying.

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