18 April 2002 - Srebrenica

The Spider-Fly Alliance would like to take this opportunity to neither admit nor deny wrongdoing in the horrific Srebrenica massacre of 1995. “Blame lies on the killers,” explained outgoing Prime Minister Wimust Korkit. “Nevertheless, we spiders may not have done all that is possible to restrain innocents from entering the web. Thus it is only appropriate, now that seven years have passed and I’m about to leave power anyway, to resign.”