Janet: Thanks, “Wolf.” I’m here with Securities
and Exchange Commission Chairman Harvey Pitt. Harv, the SEC
has just launched an investigation into Wall Street analysts
who give self-serving advice. As a political appointee, are
you sure it’s such a good idea to crack down on liars?
Pitt: I should say, uh, “Janet,” that this inquiry is, if
anything, overdue. The review would have been more timely in 1928,
or indeed at any time before now.
Janet: So you’re planning to strike swiftly and hard?
Pitt: Ah yes, precisely so. After the year-long review, the
SEC will carefully consider whether any further rule-making is
warranted to protect investor confidence in the American
securities markets, which are the strongest and most open in the
world.
Janet: Thank you, Harv! “Wolf,” how’s the score card?
Wolf: It’s looking bad. Even this minimal enforcement is
more than we journalists suffer with.
the Daily Whale
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