| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2002 : 21 May 2002 |
Many "100% natural" products come in plastic bags, which were after all made from naturally-occurring oil. What should "100% natural" mean?
A. Composed entirely of natural elementary particles.
B. Composed entirely of stuff found lying around.
C. Not too icky.
D. Made in a well-scrubbed factory.
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