| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2002 : 23 June 2002 |
Amtrak is threatening to shut down unless they immediately get $200,000,000 from the government. What do you think?
A. Where I come from, we have a word for this: "Huhwhazzat?"
B. I'll believe it when I'm stranded in East Dubuque.
C. As long as there's trouble with the trains, we're safe from
fascism.
D. Go with me, instead. I only want $200,000 to keep operating.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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