10 October 2002 - insane cashew nut

TV reporter: We have with us a specialist in the profiling of serial killers. You are a top expert, aren’t you, Dr. Particular? What can you tell us about the sniper rampaging through the Washington area?
Nobody N. Particular: No, I’m not.
TV reporter: There you have it, folks! This maniac with a rifle is definitely a nut! Can you go into detail on what kind of nut?
Nobody N. Particular: [sneezes]
TV reporter: A cashew! Is that unusual in this type of case?
Nobody N. Particular: Sorry, I’m allergic to high levels of inanity.
TV reporter: And that’s the word from Dr. N. Particular. An insane cashew nut is cold-bloodedly murdering random strangers. Stay tuned to find out whether reporters will be next!
Nobody N. Particular: Hi, mom!