| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2002 : 5 November 2002 |
Why is school furniture so uncomfortable?
A. It was state-of-the-art when bought in 1894.
B. To save money so that the adminstrators can be paid more.
C. To keep the kids awake in class.
D. It has to be strong enough to shelter under when the
poorly-constructed building collapses in an earthquake.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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