| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2002 : 23 November 2002 |
How many of those who claim to have been abducted by aliens are telling the truth?
A. All of them. Nobody would lie about something so important
to national security and the National Enquirer.
B. There are always a few bad apples who'll fib to cause trouble
for us real abductees.
C. Only the ones who escaped before being subjected to the
mind control ray.
D. They're all delusional. That's what the mind control ray does.