| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2003 : 4 January 2003 |
Don't tell the Raelians, but I am a clone myself. Time-travelling alien scientists cloned me from Aristophanes, and left me this blood sample from Aristophanes to prove it with a DNA test.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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