the Daily Whale - archive 2003

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Why is this year like the planet Earth? Why not?



January February March
1 2003 dream 1: great things not really a hawk
2 great last words NASA contingency hawk and dove
3 moral principles life on Earth Turkey and Iraq
4 I'm a clone dream 2: insomnia human shields
5 dumb luck dream 3: side effects how much you know
6 circular perception 1986 NASA vending machine
7 tomorrow first impressions squirming maggot
8 -ool quiz routine day interruption
9 remember everything which is false balanced budget
10 through the flies perfection amongst disagreement
11 serving size quiz high fidelity tomorrow
12 help a stranger how satirists think past genius
13 natural enemies pacifist-aggressivist l'Académie française
14 punctuation marks European unity end of the tunnel
15 against morning fool yourself war is 1%...
16 Bovine Altitude Control absolute power right the first time
17 leaders of tomorrow absolute power carbon-carbon
18 all you need is rudeness contest read the dictionary
19 more fun if put off yesterday fashion
20 ground-zero tree secrets of fire armor clattering
21 human mind wisdom incarnation of evil
22 soft carrot keep your head grow up free of dread
23 generosity science credibility shock and awe quiz
24 resourceful science incredibility free press
25 beauty is truth technical not supposed to
26 posterity's prosperity Iraq missiles outlook not insight
27 SQL Server my first mistake terrorist tactics
28 price of freedom frivolous entertainment humanitarian aid
29 foolproof overconfidence
30 bubble burst MOO and OEM
31 what you're doing successful ideas
April May June
1 hidden joke error-free be concise
2 altruism quiz decision theory half of writing
3 planning meeting a life credibility problem
4 decisive phase peace on Earth universal empowerment
5 conscience nothing impossible convenient idea
6 good pessimist everything you think what you can do
7 push a button lost my marbles typical discovery
8 lies of the aggressors sudden breakthrough virgin sheet
9 looting in Basra brilliant inventors fell Fell
10 information weapons infallible Jesus dance
11 fall of tyranny scale quiz juche
12 civilian control Jayson Blair builder
13 over my horizon because they exist Immanent Valedictorians
14 opportunity reduce my errors heart of gold
15 avarice life is short language
16 weekends throw out exercise moderation
17 Terence crying at birth clevernesses
18 Fantastic Voyage power of quotation love
19 meticulous plan hard work making mistakes
20 by shutting up terrorist theorist developer quiz
21 plants and animals dear mortal being developer song
22 managers and designers gossip mystery novel
23 Homeland Security put it off global warming
24 forgive catafalque how wrong
25 harmony nuclear weapons land on the moon
26 harmony groupthink laws of theodynamics
27 key to success despite all efforts flawed concept
28 the simple life suburbia can't count
29 mumbling marketeer GAAP quiz plastic surgery
30 thought without words mood control customer service
31 forewarned twice
July August September
1 brain pills decline of English righteous
2 by their opinions historical inevitability creativity
3 disbelief in ghosts intuition control information
4 graduate school art district make ends meet
5 difficult problems individual malice human future
6 mrowdata enemy our #1 priority
7 work to deadline spam quiz bad knees
8 degenerate Fermi gas recall election easy way out
9 many old books admission standards get up
10 changed my mind boredom get up 2
11 script kiddie European vacation Homeland Security
12 dedication energy conservation a won't
13 get back to work plan of mistakes optimization
14 yes-men game playing knowledge thumbs
15 Nike of Samothrace burning deck desire to possess
16 creativity blackout desire to possess 2
17 misquoted iLectricity rest deeply
18 taxation theorem reassuring the public Verisign
19 nine tenths of the law charity begins ICANN
20 the press costs charity stands in arrogance
21 RIAA boss nervous system reason to panic
22 look at a king early bird the people love me
23 the List this land is nylon progress
24 cultural differences first to be young JetBlue
25 mistakes make you hostages in Algeria Do Not Call
26 retroactive opportunity dumb once reliable theory
27 10 Downing Street we judge ourselves but one life
28 elderly dictators lost faith Do Not Call 2
29 cosmic string verbose prolixity mistakes of others
30 DirecTV working stranger than
31 pointless actions well begun
October November December
1 security bulletins exaggeration a problem
2 shortcut exaggeration 2 proverbs
3 a problem understand expert
4 on all cylinders another friend novice
5 being born mutual fund incompetence
6 why today? great power Itsy, Bitsy
7 eyes point forward wastefulness great minds
8 psycho sicko conquering international relations
9 Schwarzenegger furries the less you can do
10 pass a law tomorrow root of evil
11 Katz and mouse the third Angel gaze for long
12 FBI 2 illusion of understanding born free
13 clears the mind journalistic mistake main character
14 corrupt quiz getting up what you eat
15 lies the head place to stand average out
16 increase brain size complicity nothing wrong with
17 staves simplicity good luck quiz
18 hummable famous not diplomatic
19 official secrecy creativity too much info
20 need-to-know forming no habits SpaceShipOne quiz
21 intolerance relatively untainted fortunes
22 for the people a little knowledge not worrying
23 clear conscience causality wrong differently
24 identity theft for their beliefs drafted with pride
25 Diebold quiz mentally healthy spread your holidays
26 Diebold 2 ash trust in others
27 junk collectors charity progress
28 change invalidates TCP/IP ontological argument
29 change invalidates 2 magic bag illustrative purposes
30 Sexium and Hexium laziness facts and ideas
31 in heaven and earth the day before 2004

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