| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2003 : 18 January 2003 |
The Formula For Success
Theory A All you need is self-confidence.
Counterexample Any drunk who drives into a tree.
Theory B All you need is talent and hard work.
Counterexample Numerous poverty-stricken artists.
Theory C All you need is luck.
Counterexample Leprechauns are now rarely seen.
Theory D That nails it. All you need is everything!
Counterexample I'm still not king of the world.
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