22 January 2003 - soft carrot

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2003 : 22 January 2003
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George Bush's eyes: "Speak softly and carry a big stick." -- Theodore Roosevelt

Bush's left brain: Soft... carrot... big... stick.... Is this even grammaticalistic?

Bush's right brain: Wow, great! Now I know what to do!

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