1986 NASA: OK, team, by the book! Full CYA mode!
team: What book? This is your fault! No, it’s your fault!
I don’t know anything!
2003 NASA: OK, everyone, Contingency Plan 7734-XL, page 1!
Synchronize on the mark.... Mark! Curtains up!
team: Let’s see, be honest, tell what you know and
what you don’t know, accept responsibility. Let’s roll.
new hire: Psst! Do I have the right building? This is no
government agency!
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