| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2003 : 16 February 2003 |
George Bush: Wacko peace protesters, irrelevant.
Old Europe, irrelevant. United Nations, threatened with
irrelevance. What do the polls say?
flunky: American public opinion is on your side, sir.
George Bush: Not irrelevant yet. Gosh, it sure is
neat having absolute power!
Saddam Hussein: Any more breaches?
inspections baffler: Close call at Factory 12, but we
got everything dispersed in time. That's all.
Saddam Hussein: How are the over-range missile explanations
going over?
inspections baffler: Most accept that it's minor, but
not that it's inadvertant.
Saddam Hussein: Be more convincing next time. Is communication
discipline finally improving?
inspections baffler: This week, twelve executions for
forgetting code words.
Saddam Hussein: Is that all? What does it take to get
things done around here?
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