23 March 2003 - shock and awe quiz

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Are you shocked and awed?

A. Yes, that such vast destruction can be considered constructive.
B. Yes, that they’re using language like “shock and awe,” as if winning the war were more important than winning over public opinion.
C. No, dammit, I wanna see the big kaboomies myself.
D. Yes, I mean what? I can’t hear you.

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