2 April 2003 - altruism quiz

Are you selfish or altruistic?

A. Altruistic. I’m going to stop this destructive war. Every war I’ve protested has eventually ended, so if I keep it up long enough we’ll have world peace.
B. Altruistic. I support improving the world by eliminating Saddam, who has killed more Iraqis than the West ever will. If we just fight enough wars, we’ll have world freedom.
C. Altruistic. I’m going to invent a time machine and use it to skip my birthday every year so that I never get older. The world needs me forever.