Saeed al-Sahaf: Today we slaughtered the infidel by the
hundreds at the gates of Baghdad. Few who opposed us survived.
daring reporter: (Aren’t those American tanks right over
there?)
cautious reporter: (Don’t say it. Dangerous.)
daring reporter: Is it true that the lies of the aggressors
are becoming ever more desperate?
Saeed al-Sahaf: The desert snake at which we throw our shoes
has never owned a dram of truth. Their lies are the same.
cautious reporter: (Let’s go. He might be a target.)
daring reporter: (No way, this is fun.) Can we take another
bus tour to see the destroyed tank?
the Daily Whale
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