8 April 2003 - lies of the aggressors

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S.O.P. Is, Accuse The Enemy Of Your S.O.P.

Saeed al-Sahaf: Today we slaughtered the infidel by the hundreds at the gates of Baghdad. Few who opposed us survived.
daring reporter: (Aren’t those American tanks right over there?)
cautious reporter: (Don’t say it. Dangerous.)
daring reporter: Is it true that the lies of the aggressors are becoming ever more desperate?
Saeed al-Sahaf: The desert snake at which we throw our shoes has never owned a dram of truth. Their lies are the same.
cautious reporter: (Let’s go. He might be a target.)
daring reporter: (No way, this is fun.) Can we take another bus tour to see the destroyed tank?

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