| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2003 : 20 June 2003 |
What do big property developers really do in their long closed-door meetings?
A. They sing:
99 species of frog in the bog,
99 species of frog.
Stomp one flat as a welcome mat,
98 species of frog in the bog.
B. They celebrate their great successes:
"And with only those twelve cartons of documentation, I was granted the permit!" "That's nice, but did I ever tell you how I got financing for the Swampworks project?"
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