13 August 2004 - launching an alert

Announcer: T minus four minutes and holding.
Launch Manager: Paranoia forecast?
Paranoia Team Lead: Public fear is predicted to remain low.
Launch Manager: Leadership forecast?
Leadership Team Lead: They’ll be fooled into thinking we’re doing something constructive. Leadership forecast is go.
Launch Manager: Intelligence?
CIA: Vague reports remain uncontradicted.
Launch Manager: Enforcement?
DHS: Random stringent action planning is complete.
Launch Manager: DSO?
Derangement Safety Officer: Insanity is well within parameters.
Launch Manager: We are go to launch the terrorist alert. Resume the countdown.
Announcer: T minus four minutes and counting.